Flying swiftly in the unlimited skies, driving cautiously in the scorching deserts, and crouching intensely on the rocky ground. This is some of what you can do on Battlefield 3 and lots more. Listening carefully on Battlefield 3 you will play as 4 characters: Blackburn, a US marine, Dima, a Russian agent, Sergeant Miller, a tank commander, and Jennifer Coby Hawkins, a F18 gunner. All of them have 1 goal to stop the terrorist threat the (PLR) and avert a war between the US and Russia. Overall I would easily give this a 5 out 5 rating because of its inventive creativity, thrilling campaign mode and out of this world multiplayer mode. Furthermore in my personal opinion this game has beaten all the other war games ever made.
By Cameron Brady
A Handful of Myers
Irreverent and Childish Poetry by Andrew Myers
Thursday, 28 February 2013
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Potato Cakes
Splish,
Splosh,
Splash,
Nish,
Nosh,
Nash,
Bish,
Bosh,
Bash,
Mish,
Mosh,
Mash.
These are the noises that I make
When I eat potato cakes.
Friday, 12 August 2011
A Poem About Flan
Fortunately for most people, I should wonder, God invented this rather
Luxurious dessert.
A treat, for it most undoubtably is a treat,
Never should it be used in place of bath salts.
Istanbulian flan is rather
Sweet with a crumbly outer layer.
Norwegian flan,
On the other hand,
Tastes disgusting.
A terrible culinary mistake.
German flan is
Often thought to be a cause of migraines.
Other causes might include Oom-pah bands, always causing
Disturbances.
Sultans, prophets
And priests are fans of this often forgotten Sunday dessert,
Neglected and forgotten about in favour of
Dorchester blue and crackers,
Which leads me nicely
Into a line about
Cheeses from around the world, including
Huddersfield.
Final stanza about flan.
I don’t want to
Leave anything out.
Let me leave you with one thing
Everyone should come to
Realise: Flan is not a good sandwich filler.
Wednesday, 3 August 2011
Bad Present
Terry West felt stupid. He'd bought his wife a present on impulse and it hadn't paid off.
Up until yesterday, he didn't know what to get her. He just couldn't think.
So at the pub he asked his mates. "What shall I get for my wife's birthday?" he asked. "What shall I get? I want something different. Something she definitely hasn't got" he pleaded.
Little Jimmy in the corner piped up "What about a falcon?"
So Terry got a falcon.
Twenty minutes later, it had killed the cat, made a nest in the knicker drawer and gauged wife's face off.
"THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!" she screamed, choking on her own blood.
And Terry felt certain this was definitely the wrong gift.
Bad Present.
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
The Ballad of the Slinkin' Maw
One of the strangest creatures I have saw
Is the English Slinkin’ Maw
It has a nose which is quite like
A broken, rusty motorbike
Its arm are fat and full of hair
It wears sexy underwear
A Maw’s chin is full of spots
All pustules and big red blots
Its legs are long like skipping ropes
Its toes are like wet bars of soap
It slips and slides about the place
And falls down upon its face
Speaking of which its face is red
Like Bolognese on garlic bread
Its ears are like the Blackpool Tower
Its favourite food is cauliflower
It has a tail thats ten foot long
Did I mention it wears thongs?
It has spikes upon its tail
Where it stores one thousand snails
Each Maw owns a pinstiped suit
They’re grade 8 standard on flute
They gobble children who disobey
The things they’re parents and teachers say
They’ll boil you, mash you, scramble, fry,
And make a jam out of your eyes
They’ll mince and bake you, and then they’ll see
If there’s ought left to save for tea
So kids of England please watch out
Or the Slinkin’ Maw will sniff you out
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