Bad Present

Terry West felt stupid. He'd bought his wife a present on impulse and it hadn't paid off.

Up until yesterday, he didn't know what to get her. He just couldn't think.

So at the pub he asked his mates. "What shall I get for my wife's birthday?" he asked. "What shall I get? I want something different. Something she definitely hasn't got" he pleaded.

Little Jimmy in the corner piped up "What about a falcon?"

So Terry got a falcon.

Twenty minutes later, it had killed the cat, made a nest in the knicker drawer and gauged wife's face off.

"THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!" she screamed, choking on her own blood.

And Terry felt certain this was definitely the wrong gift.

Bad Present.